Thank You for Re-Parenting my Children

A Father’s Day/Independence Day/RNC Gratitude List

My countrymen:

I am fallible. I am wrongheaded and weak. So, on behalf of the sons you are daily improving by your example, I thank you. These sons of mine, hobbled as they have been by the many fatuous lessons I have attempted to impart to them, are ennobled by the ideals of manhood and integrity you provide them. They can tell you themselves, these sons of mine, that mine is a trustless and shabby little credo, and that its precepts leave my boys…