My 38 Nicknames While I Have This Flu
2 min readDec 6, 2023
My brother and his family came to visit for Thanksgiving. Which was great — haven’t seen them in too long, had lots of laughs and good food. But their youngest brought a savage chest cold into our midst, which felled my wife Hallie, and now has colonized my thorax. Here is what I’ve been calling myself:
- The Phlegm Cannon.
- Ol’ Achy Bastard.