Lessons From a Dog Bite
7 min readDec 16, 2020
Yesterday, Jerry Bit Me. Here Are My Findings.
One of the things I am is a dog walker. In many ways this is an ideal job for me: no people, no office, a boss who is a dog.
Yesterday, I was walking a smallish dog I’ll call Jerry. Jerry is not his name, but on the off chance he reads this, I’d hate for him to suffer any embarrassment or self-consciousness of any sort. The actual dog I’m basing…