Formal Table Settings: A Dark History

Ian Belknap
5 min readMar 13, 2023
A litany of horrors.

For the uninitiated, a formal table setting can be a daunting sight — a dizzying forest of cutlery and stemware the function and proper use of which is uncertain. This can spark the kind of anxieties we all feel: about being judged, about lacking the refinement and savoir faire required to navigate it all. Below is a simple overview to guide you, so that the next time you receive an invitation to any formal dining occasion…

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Ian Belknap

Founder WRITE CLUB. Essays, satire: Rumpus, Chicago Trib, Chicago Reader, American Theatre Mag, etc. Partner & I sold pilot to Sony-Tristar writerianbelknap.com