Alternate Names For This Memory Foam Mattress
2 min readApr 27, 2022
Attempted in vain to sleep while housesitting. During those long, thwarted hours, this is all that emerged:
- More Like Unprocessed Trauma Foam Mattress. Zing.
- Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Slumber Here
- Joyless Waterbed
- The Vesuvius — Entombed as the Lava Cools ®
- No Amount of Writhing Can…