100 Lesser Brach’s Conversation Hearts

Ian Belknap
1 min readFeb 13, 2024
Hubba hubba.
  1. Settle.
  2. Nice rack.
  3. Pre-stalker.
  4. Master cocksman.
  5. Pretty hungover.
  6. Not worth it.
  7. Clingy.
  8. SILENCE!
  9. Yeasty.
  10. More of a cat person.
  11. Evangelical.
  12. Chonky boy.
  13. Weird vibes.
  14. Insolent.
  15. I’m a notary.
  16. Joyless.
  17. Squirter.
  18. TKO.
  19. Contains poison.
  20. Unhoused.
  21. Off-putting.
  22. Dick pic.
  23. Under where?
  24. Dumbass.
  25. Am behind you.
  26. Coffee breath.
  27. Transactional.
  28. Car payment?
  29. Bedraggled.
  30. Meat packer.
  31. Crippling ennui.
  32. Dastardly.
  33. This one is chalk.
  34. Amateurish.
  35. Jimmy John’s!
  36. On the spectrum.
  37. Pervy.

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Ian Belknap

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