100 Lesser Brach’s Conversation Hearts

1 min readFeb 13, 2024

Settle.
Nice rack.
Pre-stalker.
Master cocksman.
Pretty hungover.
Not worth it.
Clingy.
SILENCE!
Yeasty.
More of a cat person.
Evangelical.

Written by Ian Belknap

Founder WRITE CLUB. Essays, satire: Rumpus, Chicago Trib, Chicago Reader, American Theatre Mag, etc. Partner & I sold pilot to Sony-Tristar writerianbelknap.com

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